Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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