i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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