at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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