hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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