whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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