Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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