so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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