Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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