i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I am one with the molecules
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
its liver damage thursday
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
