The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
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Do I have a choice?
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He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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