Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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