im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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