i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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