Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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