there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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