I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'm like, not good at living.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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