There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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