Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just threw up on my dentist
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We got so high we made milksteak
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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