I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So many bounce houses so little time
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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