I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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