Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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