she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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