bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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