she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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