and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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