Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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