absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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