Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
His nipple licking is glorious
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