I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
