Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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