i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Randomize
