Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
this hospital has no fireball
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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