Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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