I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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