you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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