How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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