I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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