I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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