I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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