after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
so much tequila, so little girl.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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