Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Shame - the story of my life.
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