Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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