Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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