Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Randomize
