I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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