i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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