Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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