We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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