last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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