We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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