i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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