i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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