don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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