Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
