apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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