HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Threesome in a minivan. New low
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
soo... how was my night?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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