i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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