Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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