i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize