we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Randomize