after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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